Bathmate HydroMax Review Austin Powers Penis Pump Meme

Since the old tire pump days, penis pumps have come a long ways; with still room to grow. Sure scientists could still be spending their time curing cancer. But, because of priorities they have turned their research time to pumps.. Because I’m sure like myself, most would rather not have to live their lives with a micro penis. Austin Powers Penis Pump Meme

With an impressive line up of penis pumps available, the HydroMax brand is one of the best on the market. — each having multiple models within. It’s a variable cornucopia of dick extenders on their website, so navigation is sort of confusing. When you have finally reached a decision on which pump you want to buy, your penis will be the only hard part after that. (See what I did there?) You have a few choices, dependent on your experience and requirements; The Bathmate Series, X Series or Extreme Series. For the purpose of this article, we are going to stick to the Bathmate. We want to make your choice easy as we can. Austin Powers Penis Pump Meme

What Are the Bathmate Hercules & Goliath Penis Hydropumps?

The Hydromax Bathmate is the smaller of the series. It’s sole purpose is to use the water from your shower to create enough suction to stimulate your cells to grow. For those who don’t have a medical degree: this thing works like a suction cup to force your dick to grow. It doesn’t get any easier than that. Austin Powers Penis Pump Meme

The way the HydroMax penis pump string functions is really more scientific.Ok, so it’s really not science. A bunch of college kids decided it would be a great idea, to get together and test this out on their penises. What is the world coming to? Me personally I am not sure, but I think you just may enjoy it. Austin Powers Penis Pump Meme

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Hercules and Goliath Series Main Features

The Bathmate Series has two different models. Determined mainly by the size and dimensions of them.I love the names; they are very creative. Hercules and Goliath. About as creative as the wondrous technology that operates the two pumps. You can imagine which one is 30% larger by the nomenclature. The original Bathmate pump is the Hercules. It is designed for those who are more average in the penile department. Either way, both models are designed to accommodate a variety of penises and they come in two different colors too. Neato! Austin Powers Penis Pump Meme

Wanna know what’s better? These pumps are used by men all over the world! As in, over 70 different countries. So, don’t feel like you are the “odd man out” by using one.Each model features a one-click open/close knob on the top to lock in pressure and both come with comfort pads to attach to the insertion hole. The plastic tube and the gator are one piece, but can easily be rotated. Optional to use, are measurement gauges along the sides, so you can track your progress. (We are not physicians, but we recommend using the gauges before you learn how your dick will respond to the pressure. Austin Powers Penis Pump Meme

So, What’s in the Box?

People always want us to let them know what is in the box, when we review a product. Luckily, our job was easy with the HydroMax BathMate series. There really wasn’t much in the box at all. There was some comfort pads, a few flyers about new products…and an instruction manual. If you’re searching for a penis pump manufacturer that is committed more to reducing your cost than impressing desensitized consumers, this might be the brand for you.

How It Measures Up

As we have already stated, Bathmate comes in two models; Hercule and Goliath. Goliath being 30% larger. But, we also mentioned that HydroMax has two other lineups besides the BathMate series. They all have their purpose. Bathmate kicks ass in its category. But obviously, more higher end models are made to be superior. Austin Powers Penis Pump Meme

The HydroMax may not be the only pump on the market, but it is the original. From a cost perspective, it is well worth the money.I know from my experience, it typically comes down to how much money a product is.

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My Experience with the Bathmate

We gave this sucker 60 days to impress us and, after a while, it did (sort of). If patience is a thing of yours, I did see a noticeable difference on the 3rd week. I seen the full results around day 45.  Austin Powers Penis Pump Meme

Bathmate HydroMax Summary

• It Works If You Work It This tool, despite its many flaws, does actually produce measurable growth over time when used as directed. Austin Powers Penis Pump Meme
• It has it’s own training: HydroMax offers a 15 minute training, that WILL give you more length and girth.
• Penile health: As if it doesn’t get any better. Along with size, your overall penile health will increase with use of the Bathmate.
• Skin safety: Considering Bathmate HydroMax uses materials that are pthalate free, you do not have to worry about skin issues.
• Short and sweet: Since the HydroMax training is only 15 minutes long, this shouldn’t be a deal breaker on your path to a larger penis.
• Refund times two: Bathmate HydroMax is so sure that you will be happy, they don’t just offer you your money back. They give you DOUBLE your money back.
• Long-Term Relationship:  Each pump includes a 2-year guarantee so you can get comfortable with the product and possibly even meet its family.